Lancelot: Pour tout vous dire, je crois pas que ce soit bon pour mon autorité que mes soldats apprennent que je suis “une grosse pucelle” !
- Thomas Cousseau, Kaamelott, Livre IV, 34 : Les Novices, écrit par Alexandre Astier.
“- Ah mais c’est pour ça que vous l’aimez tant, vous le connaissez pas du tout en fait !”
— Guenièvre à Angharad, Kaamelott Livre III, Le Trouble
"Am I bovvered though?"
"Look at my face. Look at my face."
"Is my face bovvered?"
"No, because I am not bovvered!"
Chocolate mousse pie with peanut butter whip + pretzel crust / Recipe
is this how christian couples takes baths together
I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….
straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives
no homo couple’s bathtub
Divorce lawyer: so what happened
Wife: well I was having a chardonnay and went upstairs and then I saw him- sitting in the PINK tub *bursts into tears* i dont even know who he is anymore *sob*
raising awareness for turtle bullying.
a growing problem.
A very slowly growing problem.
This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it
Maybe we just make fun of things we don’t understand
if you think a fever you can’t sweat out was their worst album please leave all overcoats canes and wrong opinions with the doorman
Arguing on whether reverse racism is real with my best friend.
Conclusion: I’m living in my own little world, I’m too extreme, I’m living decades ago with a wrong opinion (which is that reverse racism is bs) and won’t listen to the “truth”.
I mean, I love her and shit, but WHAAAAAT
I just stated facts and tried to explain how white people oppressed and are still oppressing other races, she kept saying that that stuff was over and whites were victime of racism too now, all over again, and i’m the one stuck in her wrong opinion.
repeat after me:
- virginity is a social construct
- you don’t lose your virginity
- there’s nothing valuable or precious about virginity, it’s an imaginary concept
- virginity is inherently heterocentric
- your worth is not defined by whether or not you’ve had a dick inside you
- what you define as sex is up to you, you get to decide how many people you’ve had sex with
- the end